Don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten about everyone’s favorite fake blogger. We’ve just been bored with him as of late. That doesn’t mean he hasn’t been lying the past few months. His posts just haven’t been worth the time to write about. I mean, he’s only been pistol-whipped and abducted ONCE since we last spoke! The rest of his drivel has included such “hilarious” and thought-provoking posts about taking a shit. He’s the gay, off-his-meds Sinbad!
The good news is his vicious personality “Joshua” (located in the left side of his brain, above the ear) has “stopped” blogging. We’ll see how long he can suppress that personality from assaulting us again from his keyboard. We’re guessing he will be back, similar to The_Gay_Dude coming back from the dead and managing a Starbucks by the harbor.
“Steve” has supposedly moved to the DC area for a four-month stay before he packs up his lies and releases them onto Seattle. I think we all know where his temporary residence will be in Washington, DC.
