Mark Whitecotton’s “Steve” persona writes: “I was half-asleep when my boyfriend whispered in my ear, “I love you.” Frequently, it’s the little things, bringing so much mirth. ”
Actually, Whitecotton Tales suspects he said, “I love you Ard.”
So “Steve’s” boyfriend of seven or eight months never asked “Steve” why all of his online profiles used Ard Hoyt’s photos? That’s super weird. Most boyfriends wouldn’t put up with that sort of thing. Especially since “Steve” directed viewers to the profiles from his website and those pictures only disappeared on the day someone pointed out the true identity of the person (another super weird moment).
And how come ”Joshua” never bothered to notice that “Steve” used someone else’s pictures? They were on “Steve’s” blog for a couple of years. The same “Joshua” who used to claim he was a “seeker of truth” on his profile (third super weird thing).
Well, so difficult to keep track of lies. Best way to solve that is to alter past entries or make them disappear completely. So smart to have printed out every single entry from The Way Back Machine. And all of those damn screen captures catalogued by fake blog and date (sometimes three or four for the same entry!) (fourth weird thing).
Best way to prove that some one is a multi-personality liar is to document every little thing. And just sit back and wait for the e-mails to slowly trickle in saying things like, “Maybe you should search for an author named Ard Hoyt” or “Look at the bizarre comment string on this blog.”
Yes, the best thing is just to sit back and wait, because you never know what will turn up next. That’s when the real mirth starts.
Actually, Whitecotton Tales suspects he said, “I love you Ard.” Too funny. Keep up the good work. I am curious to know whether anyone has contacted Mr Hoyt through one of his reps or his agent, or for that matter the guys from that band he claims to be a member of.