Marc Whitecotton’s Nose Grows Longer Every Day

Marc Whitecotton is the Fox News of blogging. And while there is Crooks & Liars to keep Fox News in check, there is The Whitecotton Tales to reprimand Marc Whitecotton on all his MANY fibs.

It would take far too long to write about all his recent deceitful ramblings, but long story short: Marc – heeding the voice of a “well-liked and popular blogger” — has “cleaned the slate and is starting over.” In other words, he has deleted most of his blog(s) to hide all the lies we uncovered, but still he will not answer the simple question: WHY WERE YOU USING ARD HOYT’S PICTURES AS YOUR OWN?

He says, or, using his other annoying personality, Joshua, yells, “I explained all of this 6 MONTHS AGO!” Um, no you didn’t, douchebag. You told everyone you had a “manic” episode and posted the wrong link to a murdered girl’s obituary — a murder that was never reported on any news source at the time. That’s all you took responsibility for. Don’t insult all of those with real bi-polar disorder.

You never explained why you created the sickness and eventual death of Marc, The_Oh_So_Gay_Dude; you never explained why you said “Steve” was a member of the band Diamond Fist Werny;  you never explained why on earth you created such a dreadful imaginary character as Joshua Leutkemeyer; you never mentioned why you used Ard Hoyt’s photos as your own even after your identity was called into question; etcetera infinity.

He even uses a recovery scenario to explain his “clean slate.” How insulting to true recovery addicts. And what does he do immediately after penning this bullshit metamorphisis? He LIES again! He has all three of his personalities comment on this entry. Clean slate, my ass. More like, same ol’ off-his-meds Marc Whitecotton from Baltimore!

Part of his “clean slate” involved deleting all entries archived on the Way Back Machine. If there were no inconsistencies, why would someone need to contact them to do that? Oh yeah…because there were TONS of inconsistencies (i.e. LIES).

This is how he starts off his “clean slate” blog entry, “Steve Rebooted” — QUICK, read it before he deletes or edits it down to nothing!

“Hi, my name is Steve, and I’m a blogger (this is where you say, “Hi Steve, and welcome”) & today I celebrate my 1st day of reintroducing myself. “

It should say this:

“Hi, my name is “Steve,” and I’m a blogger who stretches the truth more often than Jenna Jameson stretches her vagina (this is where you say, “No. Steve is not your name. It’s Marc Whitecotton, liebag, and recovery works like this: You got to come clean if you want to get clean – ya dig?”) & today I celebrate my 1st day of reintroducing myself (Barf) because I need to cover up for all my bullshit so I’ll regain some gullible readers. 

He even drags his poor sister, Barb Whitecotton, into his web of lies by writing a bogus exchange he had with her about those scary people on the net who call him a liar and back it up with facts. He wrote this in an entry called The Sister, which he has since deleted…hmm, wonder why. No worries, we have a screenshot for you – or you can read the cached version on Google. 

Supposedly Barb yelled, “Why the hell do you give two thoughts to what a bunch of  people sitting behind a computer think of you?  I have real life problems to contend with and you’re talking to me about fantasy?  Because that’s all the net is, make-believe!  I love you, Steve, but I can’t talk about such trivial nonsense.  Some days it takes all the energy I’ve got to keep a smile on my face, for my kids.  And this shit is pure craziness.  I read your blog!  You explained yourself 6 MONTHS AGO.  The same people who attacked you on that entry are stating things as if they’ve discovered something new!  You already explained yourself!  Fuck Them!  Do you remember, Miss Nina, and how Mom dealt with her?  She made it clear that she was nothing more than a legend in her own head.  Goddamnit!  Steve, I can’t talk about this anymore.“ 

I bolded the blatant lies. First off, he NEVER explained himself, he just…um…”cleaned the slate” – and secondly, Barb, your sister, does not read your blog, because if she did, she would say very calmly, “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING ARD HOYT ‘S PICTURE AS YOUR OWN PROFILE PICTURE? THAT’S FUCKING WRONG, BRO! YOU DON’T LOOK A THING LIKE HIM!” And then she would have dropped you off at the entrance of St. Elizabeths.

Oh, but he’ll say, I removed Ard Hoyt’s photo months ago. But that would be a lie again. Here is a screenshot from December 7th in which we can see a very handsome Ard Hoyt and not a Marc QuiteRotten. Nice try, liebag:

Let’s also take a gander at “Steve’s” Twitter account from LAST WEEK which was deleted (hmm, wonder why) moments after Jimbo.info posted who was really the person in those photos and avatars “Steve” used to represent himself. You can see the cached Google version here. Check out the date on his last update — just a couple weeks ago he was still pretending to look like Ard Hoyt:

SO STOP LYING!

And stop taking blogging so fucking serious, Marc. It’s really not a big deal if you don’t lie all the time. Don’t fake cancer, don’t use other people’s pictures as your own, don’t pretend you’re in a band you have no part of, don’t pretend to be more than one person, and don’t fake the deaths of people. Some of us enjoy reading and/or writing blogs. We just don’t like being deceived. It’s that simple. If you deceive others, they will eventually take the time to tell the world that you are a notorious bullshitter.

You’ll never get clean, Marc Whitecotton, if you never come clean, no matter how many “do-overs” you pen and “happy fairy dust” you sprinkle. Nice try.